Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living
this is so accurate im crying
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
"hey since you’re up can u-"